Thursday, April 23, 2009

Meri mitti mera watan - India

The fragrance of my country India is in my DNA. I can feel it everytime. Being apart from it for almost 8 month i am going to see it again. I am going to my desh (country) India. I will put all my effort to make this one of the best visit to my home. I am waiting for my great and touching relatives, my Friends who really cares about me and so i do. I can not miss to point out the Delicious cuisine cooked by my mummy. She is really a great cook. I know all the great Biryani, Chicken stew, Nihari etc is waiting for me. Don't worry i am comingggg. I will try to recall all those memories that i had in my childhood. But the things which really killing me is the weather of India. OMG it really gets warm during this season. After enjoying really cool weather of Japan (A nice country made by unmatched people) i am scared of India summer time. Don't worry these are also things which i need to enjoy. Well see you soon India.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

What happens If INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

This is one of the greatest fictions in today’s environment but I wish it to be true. India has to grow fast and we are the one who will do this. So guys come on lets get together and make this dream true. Let's come and show who we are and what we can do. Enjoy this interesting humorous chat shared by Tilak last night.

Year: 2050
Place: IBM, USA
(Two Americans Talking)
Currency Conversion Rate:
INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100
Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?
John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM.
Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
Alex: So, when are you leaving?
John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream comes true.
Alex: How long are you going to stay in India?
John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they will process my
Hara Patta... (Green card)
Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a
Hara Patta in India.
John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and
John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex: Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?
John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 2000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! What about in Bangalore,
John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of software
Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2, 00,000/- but has got a lovely design.
Alex: By the way, who is your client?
Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Body shoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench.
My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit
Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I
wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John: Yeah man! you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?
John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in
TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International Language.
Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.
John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous
Bollywood where you can see actors like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood.
Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John: That's true. Last month,
Narayana Murthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at a Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-
Tech City of Bangalore . Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John: He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of
Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex: OK, Good Luck John.
John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "
Kurta Pyjama" because they will think you are too indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say " Namaste, aap kaise hai " to the Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

The interveiw with God.......

We know that God is the one who created us, know exactly who we are, what we desire, what makes us happy, what makes us sorrow, what makes us smile and what makes us cry. He can give all the happiness to everyone but if he does so wewill never remember him again. That is the nature of human being. We have no boundaries of our wish. What we desire desperately today may become undesirable tomorrow. We wish to posses everything exist in the world. We forget our today to care about the future. We expect so many things form him without paying anything in back. How amazing it would be if we get a chance to talk to the God and know what he thinks about us. Here is the presentation which expresses what all we want to know from God.

Generous courtesy of sharing – My friend Smita chaudhari.